Queeney Army

18/01/2022

WRITTEN BY THE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GAMER

(WITH ABSOLUTELY NO HELP FROM BERTRUM)

OCG: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls...

I am thee Obsessive Compulsive Gamer joined once again by my faithful manservant/factotum Bertrum. Say hello, Bertrum

Bertrum: Hello, Bertrum!

OCG: And this is my review for queeny army!

So, QUEENY ARMY was released today for the playstation 4 and 5. Why don't you tell us what this game is, Bertrum?

Bertrum: Ummm...But I didn't play it, you did

OCG: You're a failure, Bertrum. Fine. I suppose it is once again my duty to deliver this game review to our beloved viewers

Bertrum: We have viewers? That's news to me

OCG: Shut up, Bertrum! So what the Hell is QUEENY ARMY? I am so glad you asked, dear viewer. This is a run and gun game in the style of METAL SLUG or GUNSTAR HEROES (Just with a lot more vaginas). Speaking of vaginas, this game has 17 playable characters, all of which are women therefore I have decided to give this game the nickname: Pussy Galore

Bertrum: No. Absolutely not!

OCG: My decision is final, Bertrum. This game is now called PUSSY GALORE and I will refer to it as such

Bertrum: Kill me now, God

OCG: Yes, God please kill him now

So, gameplay. Like I've already said this is a run and gun platformer game thingimajig which means you are going to be spending 80% of your time shooting things and platforming

Bertrum: What do you do the other 20% of the time?

OCG: Masturb...I mean, admire all of the lovely playable characters. There are six stages with a boss at the end of every one of them. Un-surprising the villains in this game are all corrupt men so the feminists among you can rejoice blowing their heads off

Bertrum: Not that we are saying feminists are a bad thing

OCG: Absolutely not. On the contrary I love feminists, particularly the lesbians and/or the one's who remove their clothes for our entertainment

Bertrum: You should have just stopped at "I love feminists"

OCG: So, what else can I tell you about the game? Oh yes! It took me less time to obtain the platinum trophy in this game than it takes Bertrum to open a jar of pickles

Bertrum: It's hard

OCG: That's what she said haha CLEARS THROAT Sorry

So this is a fun little run and gun game and best of all if you buy this on the playstation store you'll get both the playstation 4 and the playstation 5 versions of the game. That's two platinum trophies you can earn in less time than it takes Bertrum to have a normal conversation with a human being

Bertrum: It's hard

OCG: That's what she said haha CLEARS THROAT Sorry. Therefore i am going to give QUEENY ARMY a 3 out of 5

THE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GAMER